Rant Fever 2.0

Trooper: If only I were rich without children...
el Seco: If only I were rich without children...
giullieta: if only I were rich with children...sorry, I thought we were talking "if only's" here
Giullieta: Favorite Christmas songs, GO::
el Seco: Easy: Emmanuel, O Holy Night, and Paper Planes by M.I.A.
Dubya: I still have a crush on the Gwen Stefani from the 90s. I still hate Gavin Rossdale for taking her away.
Dubya: Also, there never seems to be a wrong time to watch motorsports.
trooper: Dubya, I do not know any of those Christmas songs. I like Mary Did You Know.
el Seco: Thanks for the hair cut, Trooper. You're a real trooper!
Giullieta: Okay, I suck. Call me the Jane Austen drop-out,

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Yesterday, Sunday, three interesting things happened in church that I want to share:

Someone stood up and began to testify about Batman. That's right, he said "I believe in Batman." Why would he say such a thing? I do not know, yet he did, and I am a bit chagrinned to admit that I could not restrain my chuckles.
There is a new member named Bobby Lee Justice. That's right. Bobby Lee Justice. He sports a beard in the Greek style... like Brigham Young, you know, full beard but no mustache. With a name like Bobby Lee Justice he was sort of like a Minnonite superhero. He was immediately my favorite person in the room.
We had a lesson on goals. Someone raised his hand and described how he had set a goal to become a black belt in karate but had to adjust it when he broke his leg. Someone else raised a hand and asked why he decided to become a black belt in the first place. Without missing a beat, he looked right at the man and with a straight face said, "The Karate Kid." I immediately did a fist pump in the air as every guy in the room exclaimed "yeah" in unison.

I love church... Not just for the aforementioned happenings, but they do make things more interesting and fun.

posted by: el Seco | comments: 2
4 Jan 2010 7:04 pmcategories: Ranting | Religion

4 Jan 2010 11:30 pm1. ArizonaBoy
Wow! My first day away sounds quite unique. I'm curious about the Batman thing. I'm pretty sure I know who it was.

7 Jan 2010 10:29 am2. Giullieta
See, this is why I've missed English Fast Sunday.

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