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Sunday, Sunday

Yesterday, Sunday, three interesting things happened in church that I want to share:

1. Someone stood up and began to testify about Batman. That's right, he said "I believe in Batman." Why would he say such a thing? I do not know, yet he did, and I am a bit chagrinned to admit that I could not restrain my chuckles.
2. There is a new member named Bobby Lee Justice. That's right. Bobby Lee Justice. He sports a beard in the Greek style... like Brigham Young, you know, full beard but no mustache. With a name like Bobby Lee Justice he was sort of like a Minnonite superhero. He was immediately my favorite person in the room.
3. We had a lesson on goals. Someone raised his hand and described how he had set a goal to become a black belt in karate but had to adjust it when he broke his leg. Someone else raised a hand and asked why he decided to become a black belt in the first place. Without missing a beat, he looked right at the man and with a straight face said, "The Karate Kid." I immediately did a fist pump in the air as every guy in the room exclaimed "yeah" in unison.

posted by: el Seco | comments: 2
4 Jan 2010 7:04 pmcategories: Ranting | Religion